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  Quick one-liners to explain why you haven't been to meetings

  by gubberningbody in

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  "i know it took a long time, but i finally made the truth my own.".

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  As a chronic meeting misser in my last days (see, I really was living in the 'last days') of the cult, I do not recall anyone ever asking me that question, and, as there is absolutely no chance of ever being asked that question in the future, the best I can only do is surmise what my response would be, and, all I can up with, based on my experience with those idiots is -

  "Do you really care? Well, I don't, and it's none of your business - so just piss off!"

  Cheeses. The loving one - not to be confused with that other bastard.
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  Are you an active Jw or an ex-jw?

  by XPeterX in

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  active unbaptised publisher here.you?

  (though i already know the answer for some people).

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Baptised December 1974. Ceased field service activities November 1988. Gradually stopped all other activities (I just didn't realise how big an influence the WT article "Are you affected by gradualism?" or some such nonsense, had an impact on me) to the point where I formally disassociated in the early '90s (the actual date is still a matter of interest and inquiry by me to the local congo.

  Secondly I consider myself an ex-jw, but firstly, and more importantly, I would like to be considered by the jws to be a vile, hostile, mega apostate. Such a thought brings me great satisfaction.

  Cheeses. One life. Live it. And may the jws drown in their own scum.
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  How Do You Feel Being Thought Of As An "Apostate"?

  by minimus in

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  does it bother you if witnesses regard you as an apostate?.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Considering that I hold jws in such high regard, it always causes me much perplexity to even imagine that they would think ill of me :-)

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  Let me rephrase that. I hope that whatever they may think of me causes them great distress and anxiety. I really get off on the idea that these worthless arseholes (no apologies to members here that may still be active jws) believe that I am a problem to them. Yeah! praise jar.

  Cheeses. One life. Live it.
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  2 Year Meeting After Armageddon (Circulating Email)

  by CrimsonAshes in

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  dear brothers,.

  please include the reminders below in the nro (new resurrected ones).

  2-year review meeting.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Satire it could be. It could also be the delusional dreaming of a loyal braindead jw.

  Cheeses. Who tells it as he sees it.
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  2 Year Meeting After Armageddon (Circulating Email)

  by CrimsonAshes in

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  dear brothers,.

  please include the reminders below in the nro (new resurrected ones).

  2-year review meeting.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  My suggestion is that you block the sender who forwarded that total crock of shit. Stomach wrenching.

  Cheeses. The wholly holey holy one.
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  What kind of Witness were you?

  by EmptyInside in

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  there always seemed to be some witnesses who seemed to be in it for the social aspect of it.

  the ones who planned most of the gatherings and trips.

  and the ones who got invited to the parties two states away.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  According to the wt definition, obviously not a very loyal one.

  Cheeses. One life. Live it!
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  I'm going back!!!

  by badseed in

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  well, kinda.

  i'll be moving across country in a few weeks and i want to get a different perspective on this religion.

  so i'm playing the theocratic warfare card, rather than let them know i was once a witness and now disfellowshipped, i'll just pretend to be interested and maybe accept a bible study..lol.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Numb nuts. Some things never change. And the jws never change for the better. Got too much time on your hands? Lacking initiative to do anything constructive and helpful? Start by reading a book to while away your time, or perhaps do some volunteer work for a worthwhile non-religious charity - but by all means forget that crap with the jws. A total waste of time.

  Cheeses.
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  What is your race?

  by asilentone in

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  i am white and i am not prejudiced at all.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  My race? The egg and spoon race is my specialty - current NSW, Australian, Southern Hemisphere, Olympic and World Champion in the Over 55 Class.

  Cheeses. Who is also pretty good at the sack and three-legged races.
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  Should the Pope resign?

  by slimboyfat in

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  questions are being raised about whether pope benedict was personally involved in covering up a case of child sex abuse by a roman catholic priest.

  documents seen by the new york times newspaper suggest that in the 1990s, long before he became pope, he failed to respond to letters about a us case.. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8587082.stm.

  that would prove the catholic church is capable of reform, no?

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Hung on a stake like his hero and my namesake, would be more appropriate.

  Cheeses.
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  I just got reinstated!

  by maryacclaim in

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  MA,

  You just got reinstated! You just got reinstated?

  The mindset puzzles me as to why you would want to make that public knowledge. And to seem so proud in doing so.

  No sympathy or congratulations here. The act reeks of spinelessness and complete lack of selfesteem. Most likely you are deserving of going back to them, regardless of any lame excuses for doing so. Here's hoping you enjoy all of the shit the jws will create in your life.

  Cheeses. My thoughts, and Good Night!